If I were a day of the week I would be: thursday
If I were a time of day I would be: 6pm
If I were a planet I would be: Jupiter
If I were a direction I would be: links
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a sofa
If I were a musical instrument I would be: a violin
If I were a liquid I would be: paint
If I were a tree I would be: strong
If I were a flower/plant I would be: sativa
If I were a kind of weather I would be: cloudy
If I were a flavor I would be: cinnamon
If I were an animal I would be: a peacock
If I were a feeling I would be: at ease
If I were an article of clothing I would be: fuk me boots
If I were a crayon I would be: waxy
If I were a playing card I would be: the ace of cups
If I were a color I would be: magenta
If I were a sound I would be: silence
If I were an element I would be: platinum
If I were a song I would be: melancholy
If I were a poem I would be: dante's inferno (if thats even supposed to be a poem)
If I were a movie I would be: dark and twisted
If I were a food I would be: simple
If I were a place I would be: lost
If I were a shape I would be: circular
If I were a taste I would be: bittersweet
If I were a smell I would be: heavenly
If I were an object I would be: owned
If I were a body part I would be: the palm of your hand
If I were a facial expression I would be: sultry
If I were a number I would be: 0
If I was a swear word I would be: cunt
If I had a nickname it would be: I've already got one
If I were a word I'd be: beautifully captured in caligraphy
If I were a book, it would be: used
If I were a shoe, it would be: big
If I were a piece of playground equipment I would be: a swing
If I were a stick of gum, the brand would be: I dont care
If I was a actor/actress I'd be: high
If I was a band, I'd be: crap
If I were a coffee brand I'd be: lavazza
If I were something sharp, I'd be: a sword
If I were a stone, I'd be: a herkimer diamond cluster or celestite
If I were a game, I'd be: argued over
If I were a job, I'd be: the best in the world
If I were a brand of water I'd be: none
If I was a country I'd be: columbia
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: a waterfall in cumbria
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: a lolly
If I was a building or piece of architecture I'd be: a clock tower
If I was a store I'd be: shite
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: fake
If I was a bad habit I'd be: swearing
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: lactose free
If I was a disease I'd be: sars
If I was a board game I'd be: thrown out
If I was a city I'd be: london town
If I were a month, I'd be: december
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: an angel fish
If I were a sin, I'd be: lust
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: a chilli
If I were a material, I'd be: paper
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a faerie